| Saw the school play of Harvey. It sucked, which made me sad because I like Harvey. Crazy people talking to a giant rabbit is usually pretty sweet, but it wasn't this time. Everyone forgot their lines and didn't put much feeling into it. Eh... Then Katie literally dragged me and Hannah to church. It was weird. The great big bleeding Jesus was scary. And unrealistic, because the nails should be in your wrists, not hands. Why? Because if the nail is in your hands, you slide off, which is pretty nasty. I touched holy water, and got blessed, which I didn't really wanna do but Katie's mom kept pressuring me into doing it. ><' After church we wnet to Katie's house and ate stew and brownies. It made up for the scary bleeding body on the cross.
This is what happens when Katie lets me use her screen name to talk to Phoenix
Katiebug1389: phoenix...
nimble123543: katie...
Katiebug1389: we have bad news
nimble123543: yes?
Katiebug1389: katie....has died
nimble123543: ah
nimble123543: who is "we"?
Katiebug1389: she was on a desperate mission in search of baking soda
nimble123543: lol
Katiebug1389: "we" is not important
nimble123543: eeeww
Katiebug1389: she went to her next door neighbor's, who happened to be a crazy priest
nimble123543: ok...
Katiebug1389: and tragically, he thought baking soda was for heretics
Katiebug1389: so he stabbed her in the face
Katiebug1389: with his glasses
nimble123543: haha
Katiebug1389: its not funny
Katiebug1389: its serious
Katiebug1389: very serious
nimble123543: yep
nimble123543: sure
nimble123543: as serious as your face
Katiebug1389: shut up, my face is quite serious
nimble123543: no it's not
nimble123543: and niether was your mom's face
nimble123543: ...
nimble123543: last night
nimble123543: ...
Katiebug1389: http://www.acclaimimages.com/_gallery/_SM/0001-0407-2114-3438_SM.jpg
Katiebug1389: that is my face
Katiebug1389: and your mom's face
Katiebug1389: at the same time
Katiebug1389: because...
nimble123543: haha
Katiebug1389: i am...
Katiebug1389: YO MOMMA!!!!
nimble123543: lol
Katiebug1389: shut up
Katiebug1389: stop laughing
Katiebug1389: do you need to see that face again?!
Katiebug1389: WELLL!!!!!!!!!!
Katiebug1389: http://www.acclaimimages.com/_gallery/_SM/0001-0407-2114-3438_SM.jpghttp://www.acclaimimages.com/_gallery/_SM/0001-0407-2114-3438_SM.jpghttp://www.acclaimimages.com/_gallery/_SM/0001-0407-2114-3438_SM.jpghttp://www.acclaimimages.com/_gallery/_SM/0001-0407-2114-3438_SM.jpghttp://www.acclaimimages.com/_gallery/_SM/0001-0407-2114-3438_SM.jpg
nimble123543: nope
Katiebug1389: bitch
Katiebug1389: don't nope me
Katiebug1389: say something'
Katiebug1389: that is not one word
nimble123543: nopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenope?
Katiebug1389: -_-
Katiebug1389: that says open and nope
Katiebug1389: at the same time
Katiebug1389: as your mom
nimble123543: damnit!
Katiebug1389: i'd laugh, but i have a serious face
Katiebug1389: http://www.acclaimimages.com/_gallery/_SM/0001-0407-2114-3438_SM.jpg
Katiebug1389: and katie is dead
Katiebug1389: so i can't
nimble123543: lol
Katiebug1389: plus, that priest is watching me
Katiebug1389: http://www.acclaimimages.com/_gallery/_SM/0001-0407-2114-3438_SM.jpg
Katiebug1389: stop with the laughing
Katiebug1389: this is SERIOUS!!!
nimble123543: nuu uhhhh
Katiebug1389: fucker
nimble123543: lol
nimble123543: if you realy want
Katiebug1389: WHAT DID I SAY?!
Katiebug1389: WHAT THEN?!
nimble123543: haha
nimble123543: lol
Katiebug1389: BIOOOOOOOOOOTCH!!!!
nimble123543: ok, dinner
nimble123543: bye
Katiebug1389: http://www.acclaimimages.com/_gallery/_SM/0001-0407-2114-3438_SM.jpg
nimble123543 is away at 7:07:01 PM.
Katiebug1389: COME BACK HERE!!!
Auto response from nimble123543: i'm here, but I have to do some sort of work. If you IM me, maybe I'll respond... Maybe not...
Katiebug1389: WHORE! DINNER IS NOT WORK!!
Katiebug1389: AND KATIE IS DEAD!!! YOU WHORE!! YOU CANT EAT AT A TIME LIKE THIS!!!
Katiebug1389: ...
Katiebug1389: you hoe bag
Katiebug1389: what's your problem?
Katiebug1389: why won't you call anymore?
Katiebug1389: don't you still love me?
Katiebug1389: or lobe me?
Katiebug1389: after that wonderful night we had...
Katiebug1389: i thought you cared about me
Katiebug1389: but i was wrong
Katiebug1389: your nothing but a tramp
Katiebug1389: who left me for your sister
Katiebug1389: whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?!:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(
Katiebug1389: call me
Katiebug1389: :-*
Katiebug1389: bitch, why haven't you called?!
Katiebug1389: it's been three seconds!!!
Katiebug1389: PHOENIX!!!!!!!!!!
Katiebug1389: i'm melting...
Katiebug1389: and mating
Katiebug1389: like greed
Katiebug1389: who melted and mated with ed
Katiebug1389: at the same time
Katiebug1389: caaaaaaaaaaaaaaall meeeeeeeeeeweeeeeeeeeee
Katiebug1389: were you a child porn star?
Katiebug1389: i think you were
Katiebug1389: in fact, i bet you were
Katiebug1389: do you still want a jewish vagina?
Katiebug1389: i can go get it, even though she's not here right now
Katiebug1389: call me and i'll get for you
Katiebug1389: i'll hook you up
Katiebug1389: cause i'm a hustla, babyyyyyyyyyyyy
Katiebug1389: woooooooooooooo
Katiebug1389: WHY HAVEN'T YOU CALLED?!
Katiebug1389: phoenixes don't eat
Katiebug1389: it's against the law
Katiebug1389: of jesus
Katiebug1389: who is me
Katiebug1389: I DON'T WANNA EAT MY BODY...PARTS!!!!
Katiebug1389: why haven't you called yet?!
Katiebug1389: so...
Katiebug1389: do you like porn?
Katiebug1389: katie likes porn
Katiebug1389: even though she's dead
Katiebug1389: and that was a lie
Katiebug1389: but not really
Katiebug1389: maybe...
Katiebug1389: ...dinner for jesus
Katiebug1389: not for you
nimble123543 returned at 7:16:22 PM.
Katiebug1389: and now, you must answer these questiosnw while we eat
Katiebug1389: bye bye
Katiebug1389: answer them whore!!!!!
nimble123543: Katiebug1389: what's your problem?-idk
Katiebug1389: why won't you call anymore? you never gave me your number
Katiebug1389: don't you still love me?-idk
Katiebug1389: or lobe me? no
Katiebug1389: whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?!:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(
Katiebug1389: bitch, why haven't you called?! no number
Katiebug1389: it's been three seconds!!!
Katiebug1389: PHOENIX!!!!!!!!!!
Katiebug1389: i'm melting...
Katiebug1389: and mating
Katiebug1389: like greed
Katiebug1389: who melted and mated with ed
Katiebug1389: at the same time
Katiebug1389: caaaaaaaaaaaaaaall meeeeeeeeeeweeeeeeeeeee
Katiebug1389: were you a child porn star?
Katiebug1389: i think you were
Katiebug1389: in fact, i bet you were
Katiebug1389: do you still want a jewish vagina?
Katiebug1389: i can go get it, even though she's not here right now
Katiebug1389: call me and i'll get for you
Katiebug1389: i'll hook you up
Katiebug1389: cause i'm a hustla, babyyyyyyyyyyyy
Katiebug1389: woooooooooooooo
Katiebug1389: WHY HAVEN'T YOU CALLED?!
Katiebug1389: phoenixes don't eat
Katiebug1389: it's against the law
Katiebug1389: of jesus
Katiebug1389: who is me
Katiebug1389: I DON'T WANNA EAT MY BODY...PARTS!!!!
Katiebug1389: why haven't you called yet?!
Katiebug1389: so...
Katiebug1389: do you like porn?
Katiebug1389: katie likes porn
Katiebug1389: even though she's dead
Katiebug1389: and that was a lie
Katiebug1389: but not really
Katiebug1389: maybe...
Katiebug1389: ...dinner for jesus
Katiebug1389: not for you
Katiebug1389: and now, you must answer these questiosnw while we eat
Katiebug1389: bye bye
Katiebug1389: answer them whore!!!!!
Auto response from Katiebug1389: i said a hip hop the hippie the hippie
to the hip hip hop, a you dont stop
the rock it to the bang bang boogie say up jumped the boogie
to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat
~rappers delight
Katiebug1389: you didn't answer them all
Katiebug1389: whore
nimble123543: i got ADD and quit
Katiebug1389: excuses
Katiebug1389: jesus has ADD
Katiebug1389: and does...stuff
Katiebug1389: so that's no excuse
Katiebug1389: and this is not katie
Katiebug1389: she is dead
nimble123543: lol
Katiebug1389: jesus...loves...homeboys
nimble123543: w/e
nimble123543: don't ask, don't tell mannnn
Katiebug1389: 4102687307 <----katie's phone number
Katiebug1389: no more excuses
Katiebug1389: you bitca
nimble123543: home., or cell?
Katiebug1389: home
Katiebug1389: hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooome
Katiebug1389: hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooem
nimble123543: i've got an excuse
Katiebug1389: cell phones are bad
Katiebug1389: no
Katiebug1389: you
Katiebug1389: don't
Katiebug1389: did you get that thing i sent you?
nimble123543: what thing?
Katiebug1389: the hippo says did you get that 'thing' i sent you?
nimble123543: "thing"?
Katiebug1389: yes!!
Katiebug1389: "THING!"
Katiebug1389: ...did you?
nimble123543: ?
Katiebug1389: be honest
Katiebug1389: jesus will know if you're lying
Katiebug1389: t j eckleburg is watching you
Katiebug1389: with jesus
nimble123543: ...
nimble123543: what thing?
Katiebug1389: and they will peel the flesh from your bones if you are lying about the "thing"
nimble123543: what is the "thing"?
Katiebug1389: because t j eckleburg is a hippo cat hybrid and god
Katiebug1389: at the same time
Katiebug1389: and jesus is me
Katiebug1389: and i pwn god
Katiebug1389: hahahahaha
Katiebug1389: :'(
nimble123543: lol
Katiebug1389: sad laugh of doom because i am the seriousness, biatch
Katiebug1389: ...did you get that "thing"?
nimble123543: idk
nimble123543: what is it?
Katiebug1389: yes you do!!!
Katiebug1389: you lie!!
Katiebug1389: god and jesus and peeling the flesh of the bird that cannot die that is you
Katiebug1389: so we could shoot you in the face, and you won't die
Katiebug1389: because you are a phoenix
Katiebug1389: order of the phoenix
Katiebug1389: hahah:'(
nimble123543: lol
Katiebug1389: you
Katiebug1389: are dumbledore's bitch
Katiebug1389: and you killed sirius, whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?!
Katiebug1389: cause bird = bellatrix
nimble123543: ok...
Katiebug1389: remus is sad because you killed his whore
Katiebug1389: say something abou the "thing"
Katiebug1389: that i sent you
nimble123543: penis?
Katiebug1389: except god sent it
Katiebug1389: ...yes
Katiebug1389: that is what it was
Katiebug1389: from lucifer himself
nimble123543: yess
Katiebug1389: which are jews
Katiebug1389: named sarah
Katiebug1389: who turn in the wrong lane
Katiebug1389: hahahahaha:'(
nimble123543: lol
Katiebug1389: NOOOO
Katiebug1389: NOOOOOOO
Katiebug1389: ...say something interesting
Katiebug1389: instead of 'lol, omg, wtf, idk'
nimble123543: what's the square root of a cirlular elephant?
Katiebug1389: katie rolls in her grave because of your stupid square roots
Katiebug1389: or elephants
nimble123543: haha
Katiebug1389: and don't be a jr
Katiebug1389: because math is for fags
Katiebug1389: named jr
Katiebug1389: and master shake
Katiebug1389: dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
nimble123543: ok..
Katiebug1389: he's watching you
Katiebug1389: seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?!
nimble123543: we're gonna save the motherfuckin' day yeah!
nimble123543: FUCK YEAH!
Katiebug1389: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Katiebug1389: she's alive...but now she's dead
Katiebug1389: because the priest came back
Katiebug1389: and i want my tiny font
Katiebug1389: hahaha:'(
nimble123543: whatever you say
Katiebug1389: i say so
Katiebug1389: because i am jesus
nimble123543: pronounced hey-zeus
Katiebug1389: no
Katiebug1389: i am not a jr
nimble123543: lol
Katiebug1389: i am a white GIRL!!
Katiebug1389: biotch
Katiebug1389: esp
Katiebug1389: omg
Katiebug1389: wtf
Katiebug1389: bbq
nimble123543: espn
Katiebug1389: ...no
Katiebug1389: you fucking sports bitch
Katiebug1389: :'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(
nimble123543: lol
Katiebug1389: america
Katiebug1389: fuck you
Katiebug1389: i mean..
Katiebug1389: you
nimble123543: hahahahaaa'
Katiebug1389: i mean...
Katiebug1389: yeah
Katiebug1389: ...you
nimble123543: what are you so angry about?
Katiebug1389: everything
Katiebug1389: especially because you suck at adding onto stories
Katiebug1389: or making things up
nimble123543: ?
nimble123543: how so?
Katiebug1389: and all you do is say 'lololololololol'
Katiebug1389: and 'hahahahahahahahahaha'
Katiebug1389: and 'idk'
Katiebug1389: and 'omgwtfbbq'
nimble123543: like, OMG, LGTAF!
Katiebug1389: jtylk,.
Katiebug1389: sucker
nimble123543: huh?
Katiebug1389: this is why katie is dead
Katiebug1389: because you are a bird
Katiebug1389: and why are you a nimble123543 bird?
Katiebug1389: can ypu not count?
Katiebug1389: yes
Katiebug1389: i will answer that for you
Katiebug1389: cause jesus knows all
Katiebug1389: and is black
Katiebug1389: and ronald regan is the devil
nimble123543: he was middleeastern
Katiebug1389: and the government is lying about 9-11
Katiebug1389: and no he was not
Katiebug1389: he was hilter's sister-in-law
nimble123543: ...
Katiebug1389: which was black
Katiebug1389: but he was white
Katiebug1389: even though
Katiebug1389: the sister-in-law was black
Katiebug1389: ta da!!!
Katiebug1389: and then
Katiebug1389: they made a middle eastern baby
Katiebug1389: which was named jesus
nimble123543: if you say so
Katiebug1389: and it looked middle eastern
Katiebug1389: which is me
Katiebug1389: and i...
Katiebug1389: don't know
Katiebug1389: what is going on
Katiebug1389: and why are you nimble?!
nimble123543: yeah, you're scaring me a little here
Katiebug1389: tell me
Katiebug1389: nonresponsiveness is more scary
Katiebug1389: answer
nimble123543: i'm nimble because i felt like it
Katiebug1389: LAME!!
Katiebug1389: LAMEO
Katiebug1389: LAME-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Katiebug1389: you are romeo's cousin |
you, MD. ^_^
